Jokes for 11 Year Olds

Jokes for 11 Year Olds

Prepare for a laugh riot with these awesome jokes, perfect for 11-year-olds! These jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to any kid’s face.

 

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

5. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

6. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

7. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

8. Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open!

9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

10. Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.

11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

12. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

14. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

15. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

16. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

17. Why was the broom late?

It swept in!

18. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

19. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

20. What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

21. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

22. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

23. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

24. Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up the pants!

25. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

 

These jokes will keep any 11-year-old entertained and laughing. Keep this list handy for endless fun and giggles!