Jokes for 12 Year Olds

Jokes for 12 Year Olds

Get ready to laugh out loud with these fantastic jokes, perfect for 12-year-olds! These jokes are sure to bring joy and laughter to any occasion.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

3. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

4. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

5. Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open!

6. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick!

7. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

9. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

10. Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.

11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

12. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

13. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

14. What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

15. Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up the pants!

16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

17. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey there, bud!

18. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

19. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

21. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

22. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

23. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

24. Why was the broom late?

It swept in!

25. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

 

These jokes are sure to keep any 12-year-old laughing and entertained. Save this list for endless fun and giggles!