Jokes for 4 Year Olds

Jokes for 4 Year Olds

Here’s a delightful collection of jokes perfect for 4-year-olds! These funny and age-appropriate jokes are sure to bring big smiles and giggles.

1. Why did the chicken join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

2. What do you call a snowman in summer?

A puddle!

3. Why did the cow go to the party?

Because it was a mooo-sic concert!

4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!

6. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

7. Why did the banana go to school?

Because it wanted to learn how to split!

8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

9. Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight (ate) nine!

10. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!

11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

12. Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?

Because it was already stuffed!

13. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

14. Why did the spider go to the computer?

To check its web-site!

15. What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

16. Why did the duck get sent off the football field?

For fowl play!

17. What do you call a cow that can play an instrument?

A moo-sician!

18. Why did the scarecrow become a doctor?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

19. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

20. What do you call a fish who can sing?

A tuna!

21. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the pool?

Because it wanted to pack its trunk!

22. What do you call a cat who wears shoes?

Puss in boots!

23. Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

24. Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice!

25. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

 

These jokes are sure to have any 4-year-old laughing and giggling. Enjoy the endless fun and keep this list handy for guaranteed smiles!