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Jokes for 5 Year Olds
Here’s a charming collection of jokes perfect for 5-year-olds! These funny and age-appropriate jokes are sure to bring smiles and giggles.
1. Why did the cow go to the moon?
To see the moooon!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
4. What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
6. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
9. Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
10. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
Because he had a jump in his car!
11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
12. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
13. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
14. Why did the bird go to school?
To improve its tweet-eracy!
15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
16. Why did the spider go to the computer?
To check its web-site!
17. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
18. Why did the duck get sent off the basketball court?
For fowl play!
19. What do you call a cow that can play an instrument?
A moo-sician!
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
21. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
22. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
23. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the pool?
Because it wanted to pack its trunk!
24. What do you call a cat who wears shoes?
Puss in boots!
25. Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
These jokes will have any 5-year-old laughing out loud. Enjoy the endless fun and keep this list for guaranteed giggles!