Jokes for 6 Year Olds

Jokes for 6 Year Olds

Here’s a delightful collection of jokes perfect for 6-year-olds! These funny and age-appropriate jokes are sure to bring big smiles and giggles.

1. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What do you call a snowman in summer?

A puddle!

3. Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems!

4. What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

6. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?

A thesaurus!

7. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed!

8. What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

9. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!

11. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

12. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

13. What did one plate say to the other plate?

Lunch is on me!

14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

15. Why don’t elephants use computers?

They’re afraid of the mouse!

16. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

17. Why did the frog take the bus?

Because his car got toad!

18. What’s black and white and red all over?

A sunburned zebra!

19. Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the Milky Way!

20. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

21. What do you call a train that sneezes?

Achoo-choo train!

22. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes!

23. What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

24. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they are shellfish!

25. What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved!

 

These jokes will bring endless fun and laughter to any 6-year-old. Enjoy the giggles and keep this list handy for a good laugh!