Jokes for 8 Year Olds

Jokes for 8 Year Olds

Here’s a collection of original jokes perfect for 8-year-olds! These jokes are sure to bring joy and laughter to any child’s day.

 

1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed!

2. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

3. Why did the chicken join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

4. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

5. Why don’t robots ever get lost?

Because they always follow the right path!

6. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite!

7. Why did the pirate go to school?

To improve his arrrr-ticulation!

8. What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

9. Why did the spider go to the computer?

To check its web-site!

10. Why was the big cat sitting in the computer chair?

Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

11. What do you call a funny book about eggs?

A yolk book!

12. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed space!

13. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

14. Why was the math book so worried?

It had too many variables!

15. What’s a cat’s favourite colour?

Purrr-ple!

16. Why did the bee go to the barber?

To get a buzz cut!

17. How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall!

18. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus!

19. Why did the belt go to jail?

For holding up a pair of pants!

20. Why don’t you ever give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!

21. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

22. What do you call a dog that can tell time?

A watch dog!

23. Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad away!

24. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

25. Why was the fish afraid to play basketball?

Because it was afraid of the net!

 

These jokes will have any 8-year-old laughing out loud. Enjoy the endless fun and keep this list for guaranteed giggles!