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Jokes for 9 Year Olds
Here’s a collection of original jokes perfect for 9-year-olds! These fresh jokes are sure to bring a big smile to any kid’s face.
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
2. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
3. Why did the photo go to jail?
Because it was framed!
4. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
5. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
6. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
7. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
8. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they are shellfish!
9. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
10. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. What’s the best way to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
12. Why did the golfer bring extra socks?
In case he got a hole in one!
13. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
14. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field!
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
16. Why did the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
17. Why was the math book so confident?
Because it had all the answers!
18. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
19. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!
20. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
21. Why did the ghost go to the party?
To lift everyone’s spirits!
22. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
23. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
24. What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door!
25. Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties?
They find it hard to break the ice!
These jokes will have any 9-year-old laughing out loud. Enjoy the endless fun and keep this list for guaranteed giggles!